last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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