Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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