three words: i give head
three words: not that well
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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