He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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