we're blogging at a bar
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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