Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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