Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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