I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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