my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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