GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I think my moral compass just broke
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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