Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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