so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
