I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
MIDGETS
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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