forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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