i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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