So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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