I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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