she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
