***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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