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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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