doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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