It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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