ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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