please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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