i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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