I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
