You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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