But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
They have beer where we have blood.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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