I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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