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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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