My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Randomize
