This girl is more easily done than said...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I will be naked everywhere
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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