Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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