and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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