talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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