hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
this boner is exhausting
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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