i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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