dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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