Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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