its not stalking. its research.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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