I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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