Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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