More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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