So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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