apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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