Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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