Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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