How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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