Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she smelled like a LAN party
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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