He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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